HOT GYAL AMNESIATM DETECTED
Amiga. Girl. My gyal.
Your reflection has one job: turn your ego on.
But somewhere between
two 9-to-cry jobs,
four faux friends,
and a few lame vulva visitors…
your power got cut off...
And ya glow's gone gloomy...
But...
Now that you know why,
This is how your memory turns your hotline back on...
This is a limited private screening designed to delete your Hot Gyal AmnesiaTM in the yummiest, bilingual-ish, raw, unpolished, absurd-ish,
dinner party-in-bed way.Watch it sozinha (aka alone) with cozy food, some kombucha, and your snuggly duvet.
YEAH, NO...
This ain't a webinar.
This ain't a workshop.
This ain't some
cringy, corny self-helpy, stand in your girl power pow wow.
God forbid.This?Amiga. Girl. My gyal….This is self-homageTM.
⚠️WARNING:
Watching This Private Screening Will Cause You To….
🪞Resume respecting your reflection again
🚨Repel those average Joes
🧠Remember why hot guys should be competing for YOU ( not the other way around)
🦘 Perform an Olympian-level high-jump off that settle bus headed to W 4th St. between Mediocre & Pedestrian Ave
📵 Text that situationship 'Sayonara!' without drafting 47 versions first
🌇 Wake up with an expensive ego that ain't mean, manic, or manufactured
GIRL, THIS IS SOOO FOR YOU IF…
✅ You suspect you've been blending into a bland routine too damn easily
✅ You prefer homegirl-to-homegirl honesty over 'nice' liars
✅ You’d love to learn a little Brazilian slang
✅ You take having fun while gettin’ your dinner on very seriously.
✅ You love a random 90s dance song 🎤 karaoke moment (or seven)😜
✅ You're greedy for a girthy soft life with a side of standards
✅ You're the flyy gyal 👠 whose editorial sense and discerning taste are allergic to glossy feminist traps
BABES, THIS AIN’T FOR YOU IF….
❌ You hate men (I hate that for you)
❌ You believe "dating down" just means he makes less money
❌ You prefer coddling over clarity
❌ You’re shopping for affirmations
❌ You’d rather learn to love lukewarm than demand heat
Your Hot Gyal AmnesiaTM Antidote
Private Screening Access · Limited Windows
$17
BUT...
MORE SCREENING WINDOWS REOPENING SOON!
Since all private screening windows are currently full,
babes, drop your email via the link below,
and I’ll let you know the moment new windows reopen.
I gotchu!
BTW....HAVE WE MET???
I’m Chinwe…
Your oxtail-eating Expensive Ego Provider,
certified by the United States of New York.Pancake fiend.
Burger-binger.
Fresh-house-cut-fries police.
(Cuz frozen fries are a felony offense)Addicted to the sound of my passport getting stamped.Brazil’s on-again, off-again live-in girlfriend.Some Sundays end dancing the night away with my favorite DJ and fellow native New Yorkers at that spot off the Nassau stop on the G train.Amiga. Girl. My gyal.
A time is about to be had by us.
Private screening access opens in limited windows.
If you’re on the waitlist, priority access to your Hot Gyal AmnesiaTM antidote will be in your inbox soon.
I’ll see you over there.
Vamboraaaaa!!
Beijos ✌🏾 😘
Preguntas?
Send any questions with a side of veal oso buco to:
[email protected]
Amiga. Girl. My gyal.
Your reflection has one job: turn your ego on.
But somewhere between
two 9-to-cry jobs,
four faux friends,
and a few lame vulva visitors…
your power got cut off.
And your glow’s gone gloomy.
But Why???
You know you're not insecure
You weren't on that show.
You're a hot gyal. A flyy gyal.
Your mirror gives you a blue check mark every morning, right?
Ya tu sabes
So if it ain't insecurity…
Maybe you're symptomatic…
GIRL, ARE YOU...
Paranoid pretty chick will “take” your man?
Only French-kissing frogs and calling it 'strategy'?
Advancing bare minimums to ‘amazing!’?
Waking up every morning, convincing yourself he’s hot?
Babes,
HE AIN'T HOT
YOU, JUST FORGOT YOU ARE.
And this is why...
HOT GYAL AMNESIATM -
HOT GYAL AMNESIATM is a temporary memory failure that causes women with an aesthetic edge to tolerate limp lovers, lame lasagna, and low-paying 9-5s with fancy titles
And guess when this memory glitch loves to start glitchin’ the most??...
Girl, as soon as the temperature outside says tis the season to ROCK a fly-ass faux fur coat!!AMIGA. GIRL. MY GYAL.
You know what finalIy helped me put a name to this attack on your hottie recall?...
Living in Brazil and seeing soo many certified hotties with froggies.
Pssssst....
If you started starving your standards
and letting mediocrity become your meal prep,
it’s not because you’re insecure…
Babes,
it's because your memory glitched.
And that's why I produce this for you...
This is a limited private screening designed to delete your Hot Gyal AmnesiaTM in the yummiest, bilingual-ish, raw, unpolished, absurd-ish,
dinner party-in-bed way.Watch it sozinha (aka alone) with cozy food, some kombucha, and your snuggly duvet.
YEAH, NO...
This ain't a webinar.
This ain't a workshop.
This ain't some
cringy, corny self-helpy, stand in your girl power pow wow.
God forbid.This?Amiga. Girl. My gyal….This is self-homageTM.
⚠️WARNING:
Watching This Private Screening Will Cause You To….
🪞Resume respecting your reflection again
🚨Repel those average Joes
🧠Remember why hot guys should be competing for YOU ( not the other way around)
🦘 Perform an Olympian-level high-jump off that settle bus headed to W 4th St. between Mediocre & Pedestrian Ave
📵 Text that situationship 'Sayonara!' without drafting 47 versions first
🌇 Wake up with an expensive ego that ain't mean, manic, or manufactured
GIRL, THIS IS SOOO FOR YOU IF…
✅ You suspect you've been blending into a bland routine too damn easily
✅ You prefer homegirl-to-homegirl honesty over 'nice' liars
✅ You’d love to learn a little Brazilian slang
✅ You take having fun while gettin’ your supper on very seriously.
✅ You love a random 90s dance song 🎤 karaoke moment (or seven)😜
✅ You're greedy for a girthy soft life with a side of standards
✅ You're the flyy gyal 👠 whose editorial sense and discerning taste are allergic to glossy feminist traps
BABES, THIS AIN’T FOR YOU IF….
❌ You hate men (I hate that for you)
❌ You believe "dating down" just means he makes less money
❌ You prefer coddling over clarity
❌ You’re shopping for affirmations
❌ You’d rather learn to love lukewarm than demand heat
Your Hot Gyal AmnesiaTM Antidote
Private Screening Access · Limited Windows
$17
BUT...
MORE SCREENING WINDOWS WILL REOPEN SOON!
Since all private screening windows are currently full,
babes, drop your email via the link below,
and I’ll let you know the moment a new windows reopen.
I gotchu!
BTW....HAVE WE MET???
I’m Chinwe…
Your oxtail-eating Expensive Ego Provider,
certified by the United States of New York.Pancake fiend.
Burger-binger.
Fresh-house-cut-fries police.
(Cuz frozen fries are a felony offense)Addicted to the sound of my passport getting stamped.Brazil’s on-again, off-again live-in girlfriend.Some Sundays end dancing the night away with my favorite DJ and fellow native New Yorkers at that spot off the Nassau stop on the G train.Amiga. Girl. My gyal.
A time is about to be had by us.
I GOTCHU
Private screening access opens in limited windows.
If you’re on the waitlist, priority access TO YOUR Hot Gyal AmnesiaTM is all yours.
I’ll see you over there.
Vamboraaaaa!!
Beijos ✌🏾 😘